In 2005 we returned and this time we were organised by god!  We even took photos!

1st Day - Clube de Torrequebrada, Benalmadena
 
 

Rudders waters the Andalucian countryside, 1st tee. Mucky little Baby Badger! One shake was acceptable, two shakes prudent, three shakes was definately having a sly one young man!

 

Match 1 - San Migs Vs Posh n' Bucks
 (Smithy makes mental note; 'Housekeeping to use less bleach in future')

Match 2 - Bailey Brothers Vs Blue Dick

Match 3 - Fat (and) B'Stard Vs The Cheekies

Genty opens his shoulders on the first tee and shoots his load early (as usual)

Healy on the signiture 8th. Follows with his signiture shot (into the trees hard right)

By god, Tuson can hit a golf ball! Tee shot on the par 3 13th, all of 165 yards. Must have been the Murphys at Gatwick - good slurping Badger! Makes up for them bits of string hanging out of his shorts. Last time we saw legs like that they were covered in breadcrumbs.....

Day 2 - Santa Maria

Aftermath of the night before in Old Marbella...... Genty rues that last G&T at Bar Atlantico....at least Vallintine pulled his shorts up when he'd finished with him. Poor Wise Badger's still having to pick pillow out from between his teeth.....

Like the chicken and egg, who came first?????

"......I slipped, and inadvertantly a piece of my body entered his......"
Form an orderly cue please ladies........

Santa Maria, Elvira, Spiritual Home of the Badgers Abroad

 

Quiet on the first tee please.......

Match 1 - Posh n' Bucks Vs Fat (and) B'Stard

Match 2 - The Cheekies Vs. The Bailey Brothers

Micky Blue gets off to a cracking start by stuffing his tee shot straight into the lake.
 Top topping Badger!

 
....and promptly does it again for good measure. Mmmmmm, taste that Baileys and lime.........
you can actually make out his ball in the reflection of the dark green fir. The only balls you will see in this picture.......

 

 Match 3 - Blue Dick Vs. San Migs

Day 3 - Los Flamingos, Estapona

 
 

Match 1- Fat (and) B'Stard Vs Blue Dick

Match 2 - The Cheekies Vs Posh n' Bucks

Match 3 - Bailey Brothers Vs San Migs

Day 4 - Marbella Gun Club, Coin Beasley demonstrates the correct East London shooting technique ('av it you schlagg!)

Sharpies extra long barrelled gun allows him to fire past his stomach....

Smithy wonders where the beaters, attendants and drinks servant are? Well, he has them on his estate. "Fucking outrageous!"

What a view (for those of us not passed out in the club house or being sick somewhere)

Smithy multi-tasks (that's doing two things guys) and breaks the gun/wind. Ruddy achieves a respectable 0 clays with 25 shots. Questions arise - has he always fired blanks?

 

Results;

Winner - Eugenio Caruso
Winning Team - The Cheekies

Full scores can be found by clicking here - Click here to download this file .  

And finally......

Nothing to do with the tour, just love this photo!!!!! Wheeeeeeeeeee! (What the hell was that all about anyway???)